What had happened was...  The prelude to any great excuse, just udder this phrase and bring a smile to someone's face.  Not to mention, this shirt will make someone stop and think, just a little, to make out the entire phrase from this representation.  When they stop to read it and think about it, there is your chance to strike up a winning conversation.  And if you spill a drink on someone, here is your excuse.  Printed in light blue with a white outline on a yellow shirt.  Made of 100% pre-shrunk cotton.